3:33am: I can (not) sleep
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.
that is fucking smooth as hell
I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.
Do you hear the people sing
assassin’s creed unity looks awesome
"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"
dis is great
This went in a direction unexpected, but I am totally ok wth.
Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse
My legs got a little weak
Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn
It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.
And here it is
Thank you. Thank you.